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Is it possible that I am addicted to something I've never truly had?..not willingly any ways.
This sux because guys actually like me,but i turn their like into lust and then end up wanting some emotions that come with sex.
This guy likes me right now but I only like when he touches me,and when he does touch me I imagine it being someone else,my "ex boyfriend".
is this insane?
am I?
If you have cats,or satanic kittens then you know all about the f**king plague most people call the litter box
I have never seen shit the size of my waist from a 2 ounce kitten... When I scoop what looks like a ruptured spleen from the plague box...I have to wear a f**king gas mask!!
and on top of that I have to go inside my hyperbaric chamber to de-contaminate the disease.........but, the f**king stench still sifts through like a chemistry experiment that went f**king A.W.O.L!!!!
After I'm done scooping the kryptonite...I take the mittens I was wearing and throw them in the fireplace to burn for all eternity. Then I take a bath in lactic acid to wash away any f**king disease that may have splashed on me....like my old man's colostomy bag did when he shifted in his sleep last night...
Now I have to call vanilla Ice from the home depot to clean it up!!
To top off a wonderful f**ked up experience...I pour gasoline all over myself and then light the match!! It's always fun to know, like Bill Murray in the movie Groundhog Day that you have to do it all again...the next god damn day!!
So, I have just created this Rant site, and there are no rants here yet! I guess we need to start telling people!!
So, this is kind of just a random rant. But why can't guys just be up front about what they want? The playing around crap gets old and frustrating. Why can't they just say yes I want a relationship or all I wanted was a fun time instead of being ambiguous about it and leaving things uncertain and undefined. That would be great.
So im like totally in love with this guy right. Well the wierd thing is that ive never met him! I met him on myspace and ive tlked to him over the phone once. and well he calls me: baby,babe,sweetie,sweetheart,hun,honey bun, and darling. BUT WE ARENT DATING!!!! AND I REALLY REALLY WANT TO!!! BUT IDK IF HE WANTS THE SAME THING!! becuase i mean he says im the best and im awesome and beautiful and cute etc. and he says he loves me like i mean he says I love you Kelly. and i mean i love him too! but im so confused on what he wants!!!!
I dont think this is a rant beacuse my life doesnt suck AS bad as it DID but I just wanted to say that I hate guys who always reject me and I <3 Flanel! and kit kats
btw im grounded cuz i gave meh number out on interweb but meh daddy lets meh get on! GO HIM!
to this chick that i like i am unnoticeable. and today i think she was crying and i couldn't do anything about it. i seem to be the only person at school who doesn't know her that well... :'( this is not fun....
I'm getting more and more pissed about these Twilight fangirls (and boys, I guess)... I'm a Harry Potter fan through and through, and seriously, they have no reason to say Twilight's better. I've read the books and they have NO MEANING at all. Edward is a creepy stalker, Bella's the most stupid creature ever created, and the fans who love them are no better. Whereas Harry Potter is a story about humanity, love, moral choices, and the basics of good and evil. Plus, Harry Potter is more imaginative and INFINATELY better written.
So I basically have been flirted with by a girl that I really like and have for quite some time. It's even gotten to the point where her and I can go hang out alone together. But, when I aaked her out, she replied "keithie, i'm sorry but I don't like you like that... We should go to Borders!" FML.
It still works! Just different site!
UGH! My friends granny is a B**CH she wont let my friend come over becuase of a dog and my friend is getting really pissed ! ME TOO! Its not f**king fair!