What the hell?!

Okay, so I'm doing this really weird report for school. We had to pick a subject that interests us. I picked music, because, obviously, that is the only thing I hold dear to my heart. I went looking for random famous muscisians and found people like Jimmy hendrix and slash...etc. etc. etc. Then, I came across good ole Ozzy osborne. Now, I don't listen to Black Sabbath much, so my knowledge of his little escapades is much to be desired. SOOOOOOOO.....I went and asked meh dad. He said that he once saw Ozzy sucking fire ants up his schnoz. now who wsould do that? My dad also said that Ozzy had once bitten the head off a bat. Now who does THAT?! Animal ABuse! ANimal ABuse! I'm surprised that guy would even go near a bat. He seems so harmless when he's not performing. He should be more like Billie Joe Armstrong for Green Day. Now, that man? Never seen a sexier creature. *fan girl squeal* (^o^) (*o*) (>.O)