A songwriter for 10 f***ing years AND NOT ONE F***ING CUT!!!!

In 1999 I wrote my first song -- IT F***ING SUCKED, but it was a start! I wrote my second song by the June 0f 2000, and it has promise!

So why the f*** am I bitching? Kinda f***ing hard to get a f***ing record deal when you can't find ANYONE COMPETENT ENOUGH to write some appropriate musci to your f***ing songs, goddammit! I have been to Los Angeles 10 times now, networking and making friends in the biz, WITH NOT JACK SHIT TO SHOW FOR IT in the realm of any songs! I have written quite a few "songpoems" -- that F***ING WORD PISSES ME OFF!!! I even had a MULTIPLATINUM PRODUCER create a track for one of my songs.
I got a few HONEST FRIENDS in the biz, who'd give me the shirt off their backs if I needed one... They can't do my job for me!!! Without a GREAT SONG -- MUSIC, LYRICS, EVERYTHING -- they can't do a thing for me other than to wish me well.

That's f***ing great, right!!! Not when he does a half-assed job!!! Every A & R guy I sent the shit to rejected it, saying it was dated, underdeveloped, and they were "underwhelmed" by the f***ing shit!

MY ONLY WAY I'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD the cosmetic surgeries I need is to HIT IT BIG, and time is f***ing running out!!!

WHEN WILL THE GODF***ING SHIP FINALLY COME IN FOR ME??? Time is f***ing running OUT!!! The year 2012 is fast approaching!!! Our National Debt will soon devour and DESTROY our Great America!!! The past 19 years, three months of my life have been WASTED