slutty SIL on welfare/state aid
I first met my future slutty sister-in-law at her mom's house while "meeting the family" with my future husband. I didn't really chat with her much then. 2 days later, she calls me up asking if I'll co-sign a car loan for her because her mom & brother (my boyfriend) won't. Um. PASS.
Skip ahead a year. We're now married & I'm pregnant. It's Christmas & we're celebrating at his mom's house. Slutty SIL suddenly calls because she's in the hospital having a miscarriage on a pregnancy she tries to say she didn't know about. You were 4 months pregnant. You wore constrictive clothing until you crushed your fetus. And you didn't know?? Uh.. whatever.
Skip ahead exactly one year later. My daughter is sitting on the couch with you while she opens her Christmas presents at your mom's house. When it's time for us to go home, you cling onto her with a death grip. Your brother (my husband) tries to PRY your fingers off MY child while you clutch her even tighter and she screams with terror. Why? Because you had another miscarriage a week ago (from a different guy) and this time we're not told how or why. You finally let her loose only after your brother threatens thru clenched teeth that he will rip your arms off if you don't let MY baby go.
The next year, you hook up with a loser guy who has no job. You work at a strip club, completely nude. You've gained 4 new tatoos & 5 new piercings in places I don't want to discover but you enjoy telling us all about... and showing the family (including grandparents and small children).. at Christmas. AGAIN.
Another year passes.. loser guy has conned you into leasing a house which you've filled with 3 large dogs, 9 cats, 2 large fish tanks, 1 rat, 2 lizards and 1 snake. (I'm not exaggerating.) He also conned you into giving him a street racing car... in his name only.. even though he has no job STILL and admits he will never even try to get one. And you still work at the strip club. You're supposedly engaged to this guy, but you have an engagement ring YOU BOUGHT. Add more tatoos & piercings. And they're not even nice tatoos. What is that? A butterfly or a globe? What the hell?!
Next year. You've decided loser boy is a LOSER. Whoa! Reality check is a bit late, don't ya think?! You want to kick him out but you feel sorry for him that he'll have no place to live and no job. You decide to give him time to get a new place. 3 months later.. he's still there, no job. I know I was totally shocked too - NOT. Now you want him out for sure. But you're scrawny and not scary. (You are, afterall, just a pole dancer. You might be able to give him an STD.. but ehhh he's probably already got that.) You call your brother (my husband) to help kick him out. He arrives to discover that loser boy won't leave, his crap is thrown on the lawn, and your NEW BOYFRIEND is standing right there. This would be the reason loser boy won't leave, he's just found out you've been sleeping with new guy at your house, even though loser boy still sleeps in your bed as of last week. New guy just stands there looking stupid. (Which he is, by the way.) Loser boy is "gently guided out" by my burly husband. Oh, and loser boy takes the car you've paid for, leaving you with none. Good luck trying to get that back, idiot. Your name wasn't even on the loan.
Flash forward 3 months. You're getting married. (Take a breath here. I know it's like WTF?!) Yup, marrying NEW GUY. How did this love connection take place?? Oh, ya... at the strip club where you still work - fully naked. He worked across the street at a phone store, spent his lunch hours watching you shake your tits & "fell in love". He got fired from his job because of his late lunches watching YOU. Isn't that sweet?? I guess now he can get it for free. No more having to get singles to stick in your crotch! Great! Oh.. did I mention you've known him for 4 months? And he has 2 other kids from 2 other girls? And he doesn't pay child support on them? And he's only 20. And he's PROUD to admit to my husband & me at YOUR wedding reception that he's cheated on EVERY girl he's ever been with and WILL cheat on YOU? And one of YOUR friends is 3 months pregnant RIGHT THEN with another of his kids?? WINNER!
No surprise when you get pregnant in a few months, eh? Still working the strip club, as a "waitress" not dancer. Hmm.. could it be because you've gained 80 lbs and have a huge fat belly now? I'm sure guys are crawling all over you at the club, dear. By the way, how are those tatoos looking now, all stretched out with preg stretch marks in them? Great!
Your husband now has 4 kids, none of which receive child support, including yours cuz he blows his money on himself, not food or diapers. He works under the table to avoid having wages garnished from the court. You encourage this because not only do you have to feed your baby but also the 9 cats, 3 dogs, 2 lizards, fish tanks, and snake (the rat got fed to the snake when you got tired of it biting you). Your house is torn up from your nasty dogs with no manners that you let sit at the dinner table ON CHAIRS to eat with you. You feed them McDonalds meals! Your furniture (which we gave you) looks like dog chew toys, stuffing coming out everywhere & the dogs won't even be kicked off to let US sit there. Your cats shit all over the house because you're too lazy to clean the 3 litter boxes. You've moved out of the leased house (that was new when you moved in but now is torn up, holes in walls, carpet stained & beyond cleaning, even insulation in basement walls and dry wall was ripped up). You move into a string of disgusting rental houses in the scary part of town.. one of which we actually find human shit on the floors when you move in.. with your 4 month old baby. You refuse to listen to us when we say it's not safe to let the cats walk all over where you baby will be eating, or poop all over the floor your baby will crawl on. Another house is conveniently located just 2 doors away from the known and successful drug dealers corner. BONUS! Ya, I'm sure the stuff people steal from your yard will be found or returned later too.
Finally, loser husband leaves you for another chick that he's already having an affair with OPENLY at work. She calls on his phone 24/7. Duh. Oh and he has 5 kids now. Another bitch pooped one out for him.. while you were married. You take him to court (which your mom pays for) to get child support. He doesn't pay & he doesn't go get his kid for visitations, he sends his mom instead. She steals stuff from your diaper bag to give to her other grandkids. And doesn't bother to change your kids diaper all day. You like rashes, right? Oh ya... you were a stripper.
Now you're living off welfare, state aid and anything else you can get for free. You continue to mooch of your mother and us. Even though we're raising our own kid & have a home. You move in with various nasty friends who steal things from you, do drugs in front of your kid, etc. You slowly leave your animals behind at houses you're kicked out of. Outside. In winter. As you claim you've "always been an animal lover"? What?! At least take them to a shelter. And no, we do NOT let you move in with us. Even though you ask. TWICE.
You go back to working at the strip club. It's your best job, ya know. You got fired from every other normal job or quit because they expected you to show up on time or actually DO something. Here's a shocker... you get pregnant again. Just 1 month after I do! Hmm.. this is another dude who spotted you "working". But gee, you claim you never have sex with customers! Oh and we catch an ad you placed on Craigslist for sex because my husband's co-worker noticed it was YOU. You try to lie but there's a PHOTO and the ad actually includes your name & phone number. And your friends are there in photos with you trying to look "sexy" (cuz offering up your ass to the camera is really hot I guess) and later admit they posted it with you & have posted other ads with you AND actually gotten prostitution jobs WITH YOU.
Then you start really acting like a whore (as if you already didn't??). Getting men from the club to pay for your food bills, clothes, cell phone, rent. But you claim to never sleep with them. (Ya, I'm sure they do that stuff out of the goodness of their hearts, just for you.) And your mom sticks up for you, saying this is totally acceptable to do when we say it's wrong.
By the way, it's now obvious you beat both your 4 yr old & 1 yr old when they wince if you raise your arm. You actually beat one of them in front of us at Christmas. (I wanted to call CPS then.) There's several other occasions I think you do this when they end up in the hospital because they "fell out of the shopping cart" or other lame reasons.
Let me tell you I throughly enjoyed watching the 4yr old writhe around in her underwear (like a stripper) to dance music while hiding her new christmas toys in her undies. Aww.. just like mommy!
There's truthfully SO much more that these kids have been exposed to. Someday I want to call CPS. I've been prevented from that twice now because your mom & my husband didn't want to take care of your kids or have worse things happen to them in foster care. Really... how much worse could they get?!
But dear... you're totally NOT a whore, worthless mother, scamming friend, mooching daughter, or general asshole in public. (Yes, I'm sure all the kids at Chuckie Cheese liked seeing your tits half hang out as you scream at your kid who wasn't even misbehaving for once.) And the unwashed-nasty-butt-length hair is so good looking. When you throw it all on top of your head like a ratty old mop... well, that's just HOT.
By the way.. I'm glad you're considering working at the strip club again... 40 lbs overweight with 2 kids under your belt. That is a true career your daughters can look up to. WAY TO GO.
Folks.. this is only the tip of the iceberg on this ONE girl. She's now 29. I've only known her for 10 yrs. And she wants to move closer to my family. God help us all.