She Hates Me

I have never lied to any of my bosses ever. Yet to my face she accuses me of lying to her. Why does she think she is so special.
I was ill, but because I was ill on my mums birthday that makes me an instant liar apparently.

Note to self: must remember next time I vomit at work to do it loudly, to spray it about and roll around in it so I stink of it.
Because no one heard me be ill, I did it cleanly and I didn't smell of it certainly confirms that I'm a damned liar. Right?