Rah! RAH!

My school has the world's weirdest mascot. My school is the Snappin' turtles. Very threatening. I decided to go an suggest a new mascot, but was immediately shot down. No one cares about me. (SOB) With a little help from my friends, I started gathering help. Apparently we weren't the only ones that hated the A-CURSED SNAPPY THE SNAPPING TURLE. We tried are best, but that li'l screwball of an elf that we call principle pulled out his .22 caliber and shot it into the air, rendering our massive horde...very speechless. The whole school has detention, Mr. Akane is now beardless, due to an incident with and exacto knife, and M3H LIFE ES RUINED!!!! Well, not really. We successfully changed our mascot to a marine and we are now the NEW YORK REBELS.