i hate 1 uppers
so i got this "friend" and you can tell him anything and he will 1 up your ass without thinking. for example (and the sad thing is these are directly copied from txt messages...... its f***ing retarded)
me: dude i just got the best sex of my life
Josh: dude yeah i know what you mean, i just f***ed 2 different girls, got head from another and got a hand job from another and then fapped 4 times and then got head from another chick, its been like 3 hrs since it all started.
another example
me: uhg i just got home from a 13 hr drive im bout to go to bed
josh: dude dont be a fucking bitch, i drove 28 hrs straight only stopped 4 times for gas, i didnt even piss or get anything to eat or drink, and when i got home i went to a fucking party and partied all night, and had a threesom with these 2 smokin hot chicks.
another
me: dude i just did 2:34 seconds around mid ohio.
josh: dude i did fucking 8 seconds in the quarter mile in my girl friends celica, and you only did 13.3 i would enilate your time on that track
another
me: dude i made $174 in tips tonite!
josh: dude ur shits weak i did like 6 side jobs today and made close to a grand
as you can see (all of these snippets of covos are real) he is a 1 upper, and it is pissing me the f*** off. you can call him out on it, but he will come up with some stupid shit to one up on that too! im sick of this shit!!!!!!
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1 comment postedYou should ask him who he had a threesom with and if you see the two girls them you should bring him up to them and say "excuse me ladies did you have a threesom with this guy" and if they say no you can just burn him everytime he pisses you off xD, sounds harsh but he sounds like a compulsive liar