I am UGLY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfcLsMkIUR8

I am SO UGLY today that YESTERDAY I used to hit my face OVER AND OVER again!
I need some COSMETIC SURGERY SOME HAIR TRANSPLANTS and some longer arms
It is a fetish of mine - girls with long arms - BUT THE TRUE TURN ON is when MY FOREARMS / ARMS are longer than girls whom I would think have longer arms that I do...
I NEED ILIZAROV SOME ILIZAROV BONE-STRETCHING to make my forearms a tad longer!

I am SO UGLY I NEED to do what this song says...