Cannot WAIT to break up...but my mother is stopping me.

I have the most pathetic annoying boyfriend ever. I'm so ashamed of him that I can't take him to social gatherings because he is THAT socially awkward. All my friends think he is weird and I have no idea why I went out with him in the first place.

This thing he does totally drives me UP THE WALL. He puts on a F**KING BABY VOICE...are you SERIOUS??? He is a 30 yr old guy and yet talks in a BABY voice on the phone to me. Turn off much???

He sticks to me like paint on a wall and will not stop following me. I introduce him to (some) friends but he doesn't know how to talk to them and blames me for not introducing him properly!! My ex boyfriends NEVER had this problem. Since then I have stopped inviting him to anything.

He thinks he is smart just because he has a PhD, but when I try to have an intelligent conversation with him he just agrees with everything I say and has no input of his own. Being a geek who only has book smarts does not make you intelligent. He knows nothing about any social issues or anything relevant. He has absolutely NO other talents.

Although he does make an effort to help me when I had a death in the family he ended up living with me but NEVER offered to help pay any bills or do any chores. He was leeching off me, my mother and my sister who have just lost a man in the house...my mother works casually and my sister is in high school...HE HAS A FULL TIME JOB and makes a LOT of money, yet he leeches off 3 helpless women. NOT COOL. Now he bothers me on my only free weekends and takes up ALL my time. He NEVER helps me with any ideas I ALWAYS have to think of what to do...

He always acts like a smart-ass and he thinks he's THE MAN...when he isn't. He cannot drive a manual car and doesn't know how to even gear shift in a semi manual. He is full proud he drives a SEMI manual though even though he doesn't have a clue how to use it.

I just had to kick him out. He has money but he is too cheap to do anything with it. The only thing he has going for him is his reasonable job. He is extremely up himself...thinks he's extremely smart and extremely handsome...nothing could be further from the truth. He looks just like a geek and it was endearing at first until he told me he thinks his lanky body is amazing and that he thinks he is amazingly gorgeous. I dated a rugby player before and he knows this fact yet he knows no shame.

DON'T EVEN get me started on the lame-ass sex. I've slept with him ONCE throughout my 6 month relationship with him and it took him a fucking half hour to put on a condom because his penis was 3'' MAX!! I couldn't feel a thing and I am an extremely small girl. He has aboslutely NO skills and came within 2 minutes. F**K!!!

He won't stop calling me and CAN'T TAKE A HINT!! I NEVER SAY "I love you" or "miss you" or ANYTHING, yet he thinks I'm crazy about him. My mother totally loves him though cuz she has no idea what I have to put up with. She tells me that he treats me sooo well and that I am being unreasonable. You can't make me love someone that I don't love. End of story. Guy is a loser. His ex gf cheated and dumped him for someone else and married the other guy. Don't blame her.

He also tries to pretend to be a part of my religion when he doesn't know anything about it when I ask him. He follows me to worship only because I am there and it's extremely distracting.

I have other options available to me now and I just can't wait to start going out with this other guy who is extremely sweet, spiritual, actually LOOKS good and isn't up himself about it, can tune a guitar, good job, drives a manual and actually knows how to treat a lady.

Girls, geeks are not all that.