To my 'Dearest Roommate',
How can I put this nicely?
I. Fucking. Hate. You.
Jesus Christ, you're the fucking reason I'm transferring out of this hellhole (okay, not really, but my god I would, if I had to put up with another semester with you).
I don't even know how I can relay my hate for you with words. Usually, when I explain to people why I loathe you, I just end up gesturing wildly. Now, I'm going to sit down and write this from the heart.